OK. Here’s the manifesto. No more negative, rude, asinine or drippingly sexual t-shirt slogans. I’m so tired of them. I don’t want to read “Your BOYFRIEND wants ME” or “I’m a Sexy Sexy Sexy Thang” or “Spread Those Legs”, or anything like that. Let’s make T-shirts that say things like: “The Way to a Better World is Through Compassion” or “Blissful, Balanced and Aware” or howabout “Spread Some Kindness”.

Not as catchy, I guess.